mr-mononucleosis:

lunalovegouda:

The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-

It goes from everything from 

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and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…

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And then one time when the show got canceled…

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and then when it came back..

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you’re missing my favorite one though

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do-he-got-the-aobooty-he-do:

routexx:

i opened a back of chocolate chip cookies but theres no chocolate image

You could hire a cookie lawyer but they cost a fair bit of dough

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0bstacles:

huffingtonpost:

THIS GENIUS MACHINE FEEDS STRAY DOGS IN EXCHANGE FOR RECYCLED BOTTLES

The Turkish company Pugedon has created a vending machine that’s dispensing help for both the environment and our furry friends.

Watch the machine in action here.

this makes me so happy

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he-was-number-wan:

My friend (the same one who turned Zelda into Elsa) made a skin for Yoshi that turns him into a life-size Tyrannosaurus Rex.

This is how life should be lived.

he-was-number-wan:

My friend (the same one who turned Zelda into Elsa) made a skin for Yoshi that turns him into a life-size Tyrannosaurus Rex.

This is how life should be lived.

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melsephant:

I’ve been playing cat simulator lately and it’s pretty fun

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him

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kaminah:

sacrificed for one huge lie

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love-the-walking-dead:

The Walking Dead Comic-Con Booth 2014

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dannyhasrealfriends:

causeallidoisdance:

piecesofamoonchyld:

Recently Kaige told us he wishes he could be both a boy and a girl because he likes playing princesses as much as ninjas and he doesn’t want to get made fun of. So we bought him a tutu and gave him a makeover. Meet the new and improved Kaige. If you have a problem with it please keep it to yourself and kindly stay out of his life. Which would be a shame because as you can see he’s freakin’ awesome! #letmebeme #mumblr #stopbullying

WHAT A FUCKING RAD KID WITH RAD HAIR


this is my favorite post

dannyhasrealfriends:

causeallidoisdance:

piecesofamoonchyld:

Recently Kaige told us he wishes he could be both a boy and a girl because he likes playing princesses as much as ninjas and he doesn’t want to get made fun of. So we bought him a tutu and gave him a makeover. Meet the new and improved Kaige. If you have a problem with it please keep it to yourself and kindly stay out of his life. Which would be a shame because as you can see he’s freakin’ awesome! #letmebeme #mumblr #stopbullying

WHAT A FUCKING RAD KID WITH RAD HAIR

this is my favorite post

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Recommended at the price, insatiable an appetite. Wanna try?

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swanjolras:

look i feel u all with your “kill hitler” and your “bang young harrison ford” and your “see space jam in theaters”

but when they invent a time machine i’m going to take the newest smartphone i can find and bring it back to douglas adams in may of 2001

and that’s what’s going to make it all worth it tbh

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pornstarbucks:

when you forget theres homework due tomorrowimage

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Conflicted

So, it turns out he’s a well known crack addict, who usually comes into the gym (it’s open 24 hours) during late hours of the night to ask people for money. The night guy knows his mom. Was I useful, or just an enabler?